"That is a slur both on myself and the government."

Do you want to hear something weird? Here it is: I am a bit in love with David Miliband. I think he's kind of sexy. He's so cool and charismatic! He looks like an older version of John Mayer. Ok, maybe not quite - maybe, like, John Mayer's dad or something. They've got a similar crooked lip thing going on anyway. And I love it. Hilary Clinton said about Miliband "Well, if you saw him it would be a BIG crush. I mean, he is so vibrant, vital, attractive, smart. He's really a good guy. And he's so young!" And he's funny, unlike pretty much any other politician. He would be a good Prime Minster. He's made all this election twattery completely worthwhile.